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Monday, November 26, 2012

 
It's Dead, Jim

Last ditch effort to rescue Hostess failed.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

 
Another Chance?

Daily Caller headline: Judge orders Hostess to mediate with union.

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Saturday, November 17, 2012

 
Hostess Brands, Inc.(1930-2012)

The snack food maker is shutting down for good in the midst of an costly and unsolvable workers' strike. The products may live on - Hostess should be able to sell its popular brands to other firms - but 18,500 jobs are about to go for good.

In a bit of poetic justice, the name of the bankruptcy judge is Robert Drain.

Update: Emperor Misha calls for consistency (emphasis and cuss words in original):

LC Gladiator says:

Funny, but werent we saying the exact same thing about GM (let it go bankrupt) and the LibTards had a cow?

Yes, we were, Glad, and as always we were exactly right.

We said, numerous times, that a business that can’t stay in the black doesn’t need to be in business, that they need to make room for a business that can. A business that, funnily enough, would also be able to provide far better jobs for their employees.

And we were met with the usual leftist swine (and I refuse to call them “liberals”, call the parasites by their proper name, dammit) mantras of “if we don’t bail out GM, those workers will never ever work again and this will crush our economy!!!!11!!!!” which is, of course, total and utter bullshit.

The leftist swine were trying to tell us that if GM stopped making GM cars, then the demand for GM cars would just auto-magically disappear and everybody would decide to either buy Japanese or walk to work. Right. Just like having the dairy industry take a kick to the shorts for being inefficient would suddenly make Americans, all 300 million of us, stop drinking milk.

And now Deej is telling us that Twinkies won’t go away just because Hostess is going away. He’s right, for once. They won’t. Somebody else, somebody who isn’t buried under an unsupportable union weight of paid vacations, plush pensions etc. WILL buy that trademark and continue to make them.

The question left for us is, then: Why are Twinkies so much different from Dodges, much like another good question for the leftist morons is “why is oil and gas, unlike every single other commodity in the world, exempt from the laws of supply and demand?”

The answer is: “Lefties are fucking morons and if they ever open their yaps, your smartest move is to assume that they’re lying.”

Here endeth the lesson.

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Saturday, August 11, 2012

 
One Small Victory For Economic Freedom

Federal judge stands up for small business:

In a major victory for economic liberty, a federal court ruled late yesterday that Utah’s requirement that hairbraiders have a government-issued cosmetology license is unconstitutional.  Jestina Clayton, a Salt Lake city-based African hairbraider with more than 23 years of experience.   Along with the Institute for Justice and local counsel Maxwell Miller and Randy Grimshaw of Parsons Behle & Latimer in Salt Lake City, Jestina filed suit to fight the state’s anti-competitive cosmetology regulations.

Under Utah law, Jestina could not be paid to braid hair unless she first spent thousands of dollars on 2,000 hours—one full year—of government-mandated cosmetology training.  But Utah never considered African hair braiding when creating its licensing scheme and has never investigated whether African hair braiding is a threat to public health or safety.  Moreover, Utah’s mandatory training is almost entirely irrelevant to African hairbraiding; Jestina would have to spend almost all of her 2,000 hours on irrelevant topics, and Utah did not even know whether African hair braiding was taught in its approved cosmetology schools.
Link via Althouse.

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

 
Better Than A Talking Chihuahua

It's Tacocopter!

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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

 
Holiday Surge

Big Lots already has Valentine's Day items on the shelves. Dang, it's not even New Year's yet.

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Monday, November 28, 2011

 
Harold And Kumar Get A Defense Contract

I wouldn't want to buy military hardware from these guys.

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Monday, September 26, 2011

 
Solyndra And Enron

What do the two have in common? Steven Hayward at Powerline draws two parallels, the first being the companies' precarious financial state:

Enron’s collapse bears some striking similarities to Solyndra, namely, a business model that increasingly depended on government support for profitability. When that government support didn’t come in time, Enron’s house-of-cards collapsed.

I blogged on one particular Enron project back in 2002: the doomed Dabhol, India LNG power plant. The US House of Representatives Committee on Government Reform has a fact sheet detailing the history of the venture. When the World Bank refused to finance the project, Ken Lay turned to his government connections:

After the World Bank declined to fund the Dabhol project, U.S. government entities provided key funding for the project. OPIC ultimately supplied Dabhol with a total of $160 million in loan guarantees and $200 million in risk insurance. The Export-Import Bank provided a roughly $300 million loan in late 1994.89 (Of this, $202 million is outstanding, but four Indian banks have guaranteed the loan, eliminating any risk to U.S. taxpayers, according to an Export-Import Bank spokesperson.)

In addition, numerous Clinton Administration officials supported the project. For example, Commerce Secretary Brown wrote to India’s minister of Commerce before a January 1995 trip to India, asking the minister to facilitate “financial closing” of the Dabhol project “in time to be celebrated during my visit.” Once in India, and accompanied by Ken Lay, Secretary Brown oversaw the signature of loan agreements by Dabhol Power Company with U.S. Export-Import Bank and OPIC. In visits to India, Treasury Secretary Robert E. Rubin and Energy Secretary Hazel O’Leary expressed Washington’s concern that India stand by commitments to investors. For example, Secretary O’Leary warned India that it was hurting its reputation with foreign investors.

Solyndra was refused funding by the Bush Administration, its business model deemed suckworthy, so it hit on the next administration and landed a $535 million loan guarantee via the Obama Energy Department.

Hayward hits a second parallel:

Here’s the salient point: like Solyndra, Enron was a favorite of environmentalists, and Enron was a huge backer of the Kyoto Protocol. A decade ago, people liked to talk about links between Enron’s chairman, Ken Lay, and President George W. Bush. But they leave out that the main thing Lay was urging on Bush was the ratification of the Kyoto Protocol. Enron probably would have fared much better under a Gore administration. Enron thought they’d make money on the trading operations from a cap and trade scheme. After Enron’s collapse, an internal memo from the late 1990s came to light that said Kyoto would “do more to promote Enron’s business than almost any other regulatory initiative outside of restructuring the energy and natural gas industries in Europe and the United States,” and concluded that Kyoto would be “good for Enron stock.”

The greenies let their infatuation with clean energy blind themselves to Solyndra's financial unsoundness. Then again, greenies tend to be welfare statists, and they're not used to thinking of projects in terms of their ability to stand on their own two feet.

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Monday, August 22, 2011

 
Adventures In Marketing

Something I saw in the soft drink isle gave me a double take...

Who had the bright idea of naming an energy drink Gridlock? Aren't the words "gridlock" and "energy" antonyms? Isn't that like picking "Bristle" as a brand name for toilet paper?

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

 
Our Teleprompter-Enhanced President Disses Automation

Barack Obama recently suggested that the proliferation of ATMs has ultimately cost jobs.

Jeffry Bartash at MarketWatch notes that over the past 40 years the number of bank teller jobs - the ones supposedly getting squeezed out by ATMs - has actually grown.

He notes also that "new technologies also create new jobs, many of them better-paying." ATMs interface with banks and credit card issuers through EFT (electronic funds transfer) networks, which would process far fewer transactions (and thus have far smaller workforces) without ATM traffic. Technicians service the ATMs. Armored car companies replenish ATMs with cash.

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

 
Don't Mess With Texas

It's not news that a lot of doctors are refusing Medicare cases - Medicate notoriously underpays them - but the trend seemt to be picking up steam in the Lone Star State.

(via Vodkapundit)

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

 
Gone With The Wind

T. Boone Pickens' wind farm project is toast:

Pickens said the wind farm project was scuttled partly because of the lack of adequate transmission lines to carry the electricity from remote locations to cities, according to the paper.

The oil tycoon had hoped to build new transmission lines but could not secure financing, the paper said.

Maybe the financiers know somethign about the long-term prospects of such an undertaking than Pickens does.

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Friday, January 30, 2009

 
Maybe I Could Get Some Bailout Money, Too?

Fron the AP:

"Tuna is a very expensive fish," Takagi said. "One tuna can easily cost more than 1 million yen ($11,000).

I need a HobieCat and a harpoon...

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Monday, October 06, 2008

 
Citicorp Strikes Back

The bank is sending its fleet of Imperial star destroyers filing a lawsuit to stop Wells Fargo's Wachovia bid

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Saturday, October 04, 2008

 
Citigroup Got Run Over By A Stagecoach

Its attempted acquisition of Wachovia appears to have been thwarted by Wells Fargo.

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Monday, September 29, 2008

 
Breaking The Bank

Wachovia has been assimilated into the Citigroup collective.

The silver lining is that Citigroup can afford to do this - that institution evidently did not jump into the reckless business practices that doomed Wachovia.

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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

 
No Recession In New York City

Here's something mentioned in a Bloomberg story on that recent crane collapse in NYC:

In the past eight years, New York City has experienced an unprecedented construction boom, with $29 billion of building forecast for 2009, an 83 percent increase from $16.4 billion in 2000, according to the New York Building Congress, an association of developers, architects and vendors.

It's Bush's fault.

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Monday, June 02, 2008

 
Non-Energy Policy In Kansas

A Rush Limbaugh caller tells the tale of a certain governor standing in the way of energy (and job) creation:

Hey, I want to talk about our governor out here, Governor Kathleen Sebelius, who James Carville last year said should be at the top of the list for running mate for Barack Obama; which also would be a white women. So probably -- instead of Hillary, he can always grab Kathleen. Well, in the last two months Kathleen has blocked a coal-fired plant that was going to be a three-and-a-half-billion-dollar investment in western Kansas, which is suffering, and the health department approved the plan. She vetoed the plan on her own, and on top of that, there was an oil company out of Texas -- Hyperion, you can do a word search -- that was going to put a $10 billion oil refinery in my county, and they said because Kathleen Sebelius just flippantly used carbon emissions and global warming as her reason for rejecting the coal-powered plant -- even though it met federal regulations -- they said they were not going to come to Kansas and put in $10 billion, so we lost $14 billion.

Rush has links to Topeka Capital-Journal articles on those two stories - scroll to bottom of page.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

 
Today's Sermon

Thou shalt not steal.

Image via this post at Whited Sepulchre.

Update: Time of post changed to place this at the top of today's bloggage.

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In A Skyy Vodka World...

...the North American political borders don't change.

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