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Sunday, March 24, 2013

 
Random Thought

Statistically speaking, is a murderer more likely to be a member of the National Rifle Association, or the Screen Actors Guild?

Update:  And a related random thought: how is it that so many actors and musicians, members of industries rife with illegal narcotics, can come to the conclusion that gun control will keep guns out of the hands of killers?

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Thursday, December 08, 2011

 
Random Thought

Do Christmas carolers ever show up on Simon Cowell's doorstep?

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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

 
Random Thought

A gentlemen is a man who can invite all his ladyfriends to the same party without causing any serious friction.

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

 
Questionable Inspirations From Greek Mythology

Why do people name vehicles after Phaeton, the reckless driver of Greek mythology?

Why do they name anything flight-related after Icarus?

Why is NASA's new launch vehicle program named after the god of war? Are we looking for precious commodities guarded by blue jungle aliens or something?

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Friday, July 25, 2008

 
Random Thought

Let ye who can produce a perfect, spotless candidate cast the first aspersions on voting for the lessor evil.

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Sunday, June 08, 2008

 
Random Thought

Regarding yesterday's post on certain forebears of John McCain and Barack Obama...let ye who is without scoundrels in your ancestry cast the first stone.

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

 
Random Thought

Since the Hollywood script writers are on strike, does that mean professional wrestling is on hold?

(Mweheheheh)

Update: A reference for those unfamiliar with the nature of American pro wrestling.

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

 
Random Thought

Aren't there amusement park rides scarier than waterboarding?

I know that rollercoasters are pretty terrifying, especially when they make those high-speed sharp turns and give you the sensation that you're being thrown to your death. Which is why I stay off those things.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

 
Random Thought

It is altogether fitting that the man who will always be remembered for breaking his "no new taxes" pledge has a toll road named after him.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

 
Random Thought

If a socialist chick can't get elected President in France, can Hillary Clinton get elected President in the United States?

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

 
Dallas Freeways Are Evil

That is all.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

 
Random Thought

It's interesting that people who complain about CEOs making too much money hardly ever complain about the fact that government welfare programs typically spend well over half their budgets on overhead.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

 
A Random Thought About An Old Story

Remember the Burger King label controversy?

Take a look at the images:



The dissimilarity outweighs the similarity. BK's rendition of an ice cream scoop is more conical in shape, has differently-shaped upward strokes, has the rightmost stroke physically attached to the rest of the diagram, and has no scribbling similar to the portion of the Allah script resembling two accent marks and the numbers 9 and 3.

Now, compare the following:

HAM
HAMAS

In this case, there's more similarity than dissimilarity.

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Saturday, July 02, 2005

 
Random Thought

Economic theory is a linear equation that seeks to maximize human prosperity within three constraints: finite wealth, finite market knowledge, and finite human morality. Socialism underestimates the second and third constraints, and therefore cannot achieve efficiency.

(Inspired by the comment thread to this post at Redwood Dragon)

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

 
Random Thought

Want to end the childhood obesity epidemic? End the school lunch program.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

 
Random Thought

How do you think George C. Marshall would respond to inquiries about exit strategy?

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Wednesday, August 04, 2004

 
Random Thought

I don't care if John Kerry looks French. I care if his tax policy looks French.

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Saturday, May 01, 2004

 
Random Thought

I don't want a 401K. I want $401K.

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Wednesday, August 06, 2003

 
Random Thought

Now that we've had two X-Men movies featuring a Holocaust survivor as a chief villain without drawing any ire from the PC police, is it okay to do productions of The Merchant of Venice?

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Tuesday, May 06, 2003

 
Random Thought

Gambling may be the sole industry in which money can be made only when the customer is denied what he or she wants.

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