Okay, it is now officially time to put a wooden stake in vampire flicks. Tim Burton has in store for us by the a farcical remake of Dark Shadows
, with Johnny Depp cast as Barnabas Collins.Here's the original
. Here's Depp
. No. No way. No freakin' way. Depp should stick with what Depp does well.
Where are Buffy Summers and Abraham van Helsing when we need them?