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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

 
Why Obama Isn't The Antichrist

(Inspired by this story)
  1. His poll numbers are too low.
  2. His second-in-command is Joe Biden.
  3. Birth certificate doesn't reek of sulfur.
  4. Tim LaHaye totally failed to predict his presidency.
  5. His political opponents don't spontaneously combust.
  6. The real Antichrist can create jobs.
  7. Did I mention his poll numbers?
  8. The Book of Revelation predicts a one-world currency - you think any American politician is capable of that?
  9. Did I mention jobs?
  10. Obama's number is 787,000,000,000, not 666.

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