Inspired by a modest proposal by roving blogger and Charles Johnson archnemesis Robert Stacy McCain
...Top Ten Reasons Glenn Reynolds Should Be President
- Tennessee senator Lamar Alexander would be ineligible for the veep slot.
- Raids by SEAL Team Six would give new meaning to the term "Instalanche."
- Glenn would save taxpayer dollars by getting all his gifts for foreign dignitaries through the Amazon Friday Sale.
- Charles Johnson would go nuts (more than usual).
- It would be fun to watch foreign translators wrestle with the word "heh."
- Glenn would pack the Supreme Court with the Volokh Conspiracy.
- Glenn won't be caught off guard by the zombie apocalypse.
- Puppy overpopulation would be a thing of the past.
- Shortest "State of the Union" speeches ever!
- One word: "InstaFirstWife."
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