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Thursday, May 05, 2011

 
Transcript Of Raid On Osama bin Laden Compound

(With talent on loan from Saturday Night Live)

Osama: [approaches door] Yes?

Voice behind door: Mr. bin La-a-aden?

Osama: Nobody names bin Laden lives here. My name is Smith.

Voice behind door: Mr. Smith?

Osama: Who is it?

Voice behind door: Flowers.

Osama: Flowers? From whom?

Voice behind door: Plumber, sir.

Osama: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?

Voice behind door: Candygram.

Osama: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.

Voice behind door: I'm only a SEAL, sir.

Osama: A seal? Well, okay.

[door opens, gunfire breaks out]

Osama: AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!

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