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Sunday, April 10, 2011

 
From The Home Office On Arrakis

Inspired by this post...

Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Space Alien
  1. "Is that a cookbook?"
  2. "Sorry, this is a no-parking zone."
  3. "What's ET really like?"
  4. "Our reception area for alien visitors is in Nevada - a place we call Area 51."
  5. "Nanoo, nanoo."
  6. "You're being hit up with a class action lawsuit for all those UFO abductions."
  7. "And DirecTV is complaining that you've been de-scrambling its satellite broadcasts."
  8. "You don't look anything like Michael Rennie."
  9. "Any predictions on the World Series?
  10. "The United Nations sends Charlie Sheen as Earth's emissary."

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