British journalist says the blue states should secede
. I joyfully responded in comments:
Great deal, Tomasky. I've been wanting to sell blue states to Canada for a long time. Your plan isn't as profitable as mine, but ridding us of the blue states' debts will still have us coming out ahead.
We get the best economies among the states. You get the decaying union states.
We get the Kennedy and Johnson space centers. You get the Apollo 13 movie sets.
We get Gulf and Alaska oil, and that coal in Utah that Clinton put off limits(Link). You get windmills.
We get to have our say over Cuban refugees. You get to have your say over stray Canadian moose in Vermont.
You get arugula. We get affordable produce.
You get Hillary Clinton. You also get Bill Clinton, cuz we're deporting his sorry hide.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Labels: Humor, Politics