I've long wanted someone to introduce a coffee creamer that tastes like the inside of a York Peppermint Patty
or Andes chocolate mint
. I have dissolved many of the latter in a cup of coffee, but it's a labor-intensive task; chocolates don't stay dissolved in chocolate without repeated stirring. The chocolate also leaves a residue in the mug.
Just the other day I saw that my wish was granted: Nestle Coffee Mate Peppermint Mocha
. Sadly, this is classified as a seasonal flavor - which means it's gone after Christmas. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Nestle, you people are going to keep the best-tasting coffee creamer you have ever introduced on the shelves TEMPORARILY? You idiots! I hope those three ghosts leave Scrooge alone this year and visit your executive boardroom.