On the first day of the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis/St. Paul, delegates will discover that all displays of the convention's roadkill elephant logo
have been replaced by images of Snorky from the Banana Splits
Meanwhile, Barack Obama will hold a special pre-convention gala at which he will honor Hillary Clinton and present her with a copy of Spencer Johnson's Who Moved My Cheese
The International Olympic Committee will receive a petition to make jousting an official Olympic sport. PETA will not be amused.
Wall Street will not know how to react when Starbucks introduces coffee-based ethanol fuel.
to improve relations
with Muslims, the British government will announce that minarets will be added to Westminster. The renovation will be completed in time for the knighting of Matthew Yglesias
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid will blame Bush for Congress' nine percent approval rating
Labels: Humor, Politics