I enjoyed this remark
from Fidel Castro's editorial in Granma
Imperialism seeks to return Cuban women to the condition of merchandise, pleasure objects and servants for the rich.
Heh, tell that to Elliot Spitzer. "Imperialism" (as Communist Cuba perceives it) won't let him have the legal satisfaction.
A nation that regards all its citizens as state property shouldn't be talking about reducing people to merchandise status.