Dave Barry remembers it a bit differently than most
In economic news, the Federal Reserve Board, responding to recession fears and the continued weakening of the dollar, votes unanimously to be paid in euros. And in what economists see as an indication of the worsening subprime-mortgage crisis, Russia forecloses on Alaska.
Did the Russians get Ted Stevens in the deal?
Read the whole thing, and pay close attention to the WMD ingredients in the political cartoon near the top of the page.